Ma and Pa were sitting on the front pourch remembering the last 50 years since being married. Ma says, Pa I am going to get me a glass of iced tea would you care for one, Pa answers no thank you.
When she returns Pa has a big tear running down his face. Ma says, Awe thats sweet , what made you cry?
Pa says, Remember when your daddy caught us in the barn and with a shotgun in his hand he said I had to make you an honest woman or he would have me put in jail for 50 years, Ma answered yea.
Pa said the thought came to me that (Wait for it)
"TODAY I WOULD BE A FREE MAN"