SilvrT Posted April 26, 2013 Posted April 26, 2013 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve GOT to make love to me this very moment!”. My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”. Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, “Thanks” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”. She explained, “The egg timer is broken.”.
Yammer Dan Posted April 26, 2013 Posted April 26, 2013 Warden's been broke for a week. She ain't asking for a new one??
SilvrT Posted April 26, 2013 Author Posted April 26, 2013 Warden's been broke for a week. She ain't asking for a new one?? maybe some day she'll buy eggs too ...
Panjandrum Posted April 26, 2013 Posted April 26, 2013 I don't understand. Why would you want to boil an egg for 45 minutes?
spear Posted April 30, 2013 Posted April 30, 2013 Did ya hear the one about the guy who reckoned he was a real smooth talker with the ladies and only needed one-liners to pick them up? He spotted a pretty damsel at the bar one night, sat down next to her and said, "How would you like your eggs in the morning?" She replied, "Unfertilized." :rotf:
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