wild hair 39 Posted September 5, 2012 Share #1 Posted September 5, 2012 Your morning devotional. Classic example: At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. The little boy said" but I don't know how to pray. His Dad said "just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc. The little boy said "Dear Lord. Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN" Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunboat Posted September 5, 2012 Share #2 Posted September 5, 2012 mr. wild hair you are so bad. great to see you post. hope all is well in your neck of the woods. best reguards don c. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrichard Posted September 5, 2012 Share #3 Posted September 5, 2012 You ole dog, you have become quite articulate in your Sr. yrs.!------hope that all is well w/ya--------keep those Po-lit-a kal ----emails coming?-------am looking @96-99 Kawasaki zg1200------going back to the touring rigs!------:usa:--throw the bums out after Halloween--------GOD save THE REPUBLIC-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck Posted September 6, 2012 Share #4 Posted September 6, 2012 :rotf::rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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