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  1. wild hair 39
    Your morning devotional. Classic example: At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. The little boy said" but I don't know how to pray. His Dad said "just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc. The little boy said "Dear Lord. Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN" Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening......
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    > > SUBJECT: LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR > LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY! > > This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a > box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, > among other things, fire. > Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great > cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. > > In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of > small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious > reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. > > The lawyer sued - and WON! (Stay with me.) > > Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company > that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the > lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that > the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure > them against fire, without defining what is considered to be > unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim. > > Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance > company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his > loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'. > > NOW FOR THE BEST PART... > After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him > arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! > With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case > being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally > burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail > and a $24,000 fine. > > This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award > contest. > _ ONLY IN AMERICA ..... _ > _ NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD _ > _ THINK WE'RE NUTS_
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    HYMN # 365 This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down... The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' Smile - life is too short not to!! If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer. See you at the river! Bring your own glass!
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    been looking for this,finely found it to all [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BixjjdoGmp8&feature=related]WILLIE NELSON,ROGER MILLER - OLD FRIENDS - YouTube[/ame] lowell
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    don't forget ,i live in springfield
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    wild hair,with a new lady frend
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    danm i did it again,drove all the way home,800 mls 13 hours,but i was so wouid up after seeing you all,i wouldn't slaped any way when things like are so GREAT,ther isn't much to be said thanks gary,anne,black owl,and all you ladies,for all the lies,just to keep my sprites hi lowell
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    hay i ride a toyota spider,they havn't kicked me out,i know they talk about my ride,it gets me to all the ride-in's and meet-n eats,besides i don't get wett,or cold,brang it on,sure we can fine sumething,to ragggg on
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    going to head your way wendsday,don't know weather i will camp out or not,time will tell man its great to be back on the road again wild hair
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    these are all to close to our famly,big prayers for yours and our venture famly wild hair
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    wrong dog
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    hold on to your handle bars,for this one The dog's name is Buck! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=cqxTUxzOceE&feature=youtube_gdata_plaJ lowell:cool10:
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    hope this is not t0 crappie,don't let the wife see this first,no grandkids yet http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=cqxTUxzOceE&feature=youtube_gdata_plaJ #yiv37949492 .yiv37949492AOLWebSuite .yiv37949492AOLPicturesFullSizeLink {height:1px;width:1px;overflow:hidden;}#yiv37949492 .yiv37949492AOLWebSuite a {color:blue;text-decoration:underline;cursor:pointer;}#yiv37949492 .yiv37949492AOLWebSuite a.yiv37949492hsSig {cursor:default;}
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    shure hope its not 2013 before i see you all again,this trip was great for me,GOD I LOVE this V R famly lowell
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    let me know,will try and show up
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    going home, got in about 6 pm,stopped at the next rest stop,you'll just went blarrrring by,didn't catch with you again DUNM;it was so good to see all you frends,again,sorry i couldn't remembere every one,it was so great, that i will do PORK IN THE PINES NOW,then who's knows where else,would like to say thanks to all hope to be on the road more lowell:bighug:
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    looks like thursday for me, my venture is loaded,maybe by 5 pm
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    prayer sent let me know when he will be able to have visters, i will show up lowell :cody
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    dibbs on the handy cape camping spot
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    you got that right,going to leave early,try to vist a little,hid the WIFES,lock the beer cooler,don't step on my car lowell
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    with your help,i need venture royal off the trunk 1'st gen 2 royal off the sattle bags so i can fit in again lowell
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    Lemon Picker !! http://f814.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f22017%5fAITHjkQAAB6GTi41fgfaXHMud08&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1I went to apply for a job in a Florida lemon grove. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have! "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Toyotas, and I voted for Obama. lowell
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    i spent thurday nite there,got there bout 8 pm,left about 8 am friday morn,had a great trip,will do it again lowell
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    got in bout 10 pm,every thing went great,19 hrs 1245 mls in 2 days man was this good for me,thank i can do vogal,pork in the pines,maybe sneek in on sume of the meet&eat,greet thanks for all the good will,and,of cores all the B>S lowell
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    will check with you, to find out about the time,you will be in
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