One for the Ladies

[Wizard765]

The Washcloth

 

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.

 

There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

 

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

 

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to

 

tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

 

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it

 

was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35

 

minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

 

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene

 

when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be

 

able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my

 

pajamas,wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself

 

a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.

 

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,

 

hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

 

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

 

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the

 

table,looked over at the other side of the room and pretended

 

that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a

 

little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an

 

extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

 

I didn't respond.

 

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

 

The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning,cooking, etc.

 

After school when my 6

 

year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,

 

"Mummy, where's my washcloth?"

 

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

 

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it

 

had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

[SilvrT]

:sign20:

 

I am for sure sending this one to Nina LOL!

[Rick Haywood]

Dag gum that is funny:clap2:

[Sweetnothing]

OMG!!! We laughed so hard we almost peed our pants!! Ya know we ARE at work here!! LOL

Thanks Wayne!