jburrell Posted February 22, 2011 Share #1 Posted February 22, 2011 A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGuns Posted February 22, 2011 Share #2 Posted February 22, 2011 A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." Hey, that's funny cause my boss dresses up like a girl. Note: I'm looking for a new job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariner Fan Posted February 22, 2011 Share #3 Posted February 22, 2011 Good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Venturous Posted February 22, 2011 Share #4 Posted February 22, 2011 The way I heard it, it was not a kiss he got. But there was lips involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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