Iowa Guy Posted December 22, 2010 Share #1 Posted December 22, 2010 Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing, Billy Bob?" "Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom dee-partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor." [Don't make me come splain this to you! ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted December 22, 2010 Share #2 Posted December 22, 2010 YEP!! Its Winter!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted December 23, 2010 Share #3 Posted December 23, 2010 Note to Cletus, You can't fix stupid! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donphantasmo Posted January 6, 2011 Share #4 Posted January 6, 2011 They probably live in Louisiana.. I know two that fit that description!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Haywood Posted January 6, 2011 Share #5 Posted January 6, 2011 They probably live in Louisiana.. I know two that fit that description!!! They sound like my brothers in eastern Kentucky Darrell and Darrell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus1300 Posted January 6, 2011 Share #6 Posted January 6, 2011 "PMS strikes deep,into your life it will creep.It starts when your always snowbound" to paraphrase and r&r song from the 70's. Come on winter ease up your grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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