coy55boy Posted December 13, 2010 Share #1 Posted December 13, 2010 An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.... In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted December 13, 2010 Share #2 Posted December 13, 2010 Makes me wonder if the old, blind cowboy was a blonde??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpagak Posted December 13, 2010 Share #3 Posted December 13, 2010 :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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