Trader Posted September 20, 2010 Share #1 Posted September 20, 2010 One day a first grade teacher was reading the story of "Chicken Little" to her class. When she came to the part where Chicken Little warns the Farmer, she read " and Chicken Little ran up to the farmer and said "the sky is falling!"." The Teacher than asked the class what they thought the Farmer said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said " I think the Farmer said " HOLY SH#T a talking chicken!" It was at least 10 minutes before the teacher could resume teaching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted September 20, 2010 Author Share #2 Posted September 20, 2010 When asked what interesting thing happened to them today, A kindergarden student told the class that he had found a cat near their back door...but it was dead. The teacher asked..."How do you know it was dead" Little Johnny replied " Because I Pissed in it's ear and it didn't wake up" "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" exclaimed the teacher. Sheepishly Little Johnny said.." you know....I leaned over and went "PSSST" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted September 21, 2010 Share #3 Posted September 21, 2010 If you are trying to cheer my day,,,, you just did,,,, aren't kids wonderful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpagak Posted September 21, 2010 Share #4 Posted September 21, 2010 :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slick97spirit Posted September 21, 2010 Share #5 Posted September 21, 2010 Little Johnny jokes are the best Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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