Tax Returns

[CaptainJoe]

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I guess it was because of my response to the question:

 

 

 

 

 

"List all dependents?"

 

 

 

 

 

I replied:

 

 

 

 

 

12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;

 

 

 

 

 

Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 useless President.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

[Flyinfool]

Its obvious. You missed all the levels of state and local government.