How about taking the high road in this contest;   
Have to take it a little bit easy Ken8143. I mean, how unfair is it  to have a full blown battle of wits with those who are unarmed and defenseless? Kinda like those two people from Elizabethtown,Pa who walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.   
I hear this really happened in Elizabethtown PA; 
Ken8431 was out for a walk and comes to a river. He sees Dallas on the opposite bank. 
"Hey buddy!" he shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" 
Dallas looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side.":rotfl: