My Wife Won't Like It

[Midicat]

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

 

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?"

 

"It’s Phil and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.

 

"Phil , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."

 

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."

 

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

 

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

 

After a few restorative brandies, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host: "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

 

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

 

"Under the cart,,,," I said . . ...