stuckonstupid Posted June 21, 2011 Share #1 Posted June 21, 2011 An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted June 21, 2011 Share #2 Posted June 21, 2011 An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife." I've had that one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painterman67 Posted June 21, 2011 Share #3 Posted June 21, 2011 HEY HOW DID YOU GET MY POLICE REPORT? The officer told me it wasnt public property that only the judge would see that report. David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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