Will Rogers

[Venturous Randy]

Will Rogers and some of his sayings:

 

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

 

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

 

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.

Neither works.

 

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

 

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

 

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

 

7. The quickest way to double your money is to

fold it and put it back into your pocket.

 

8. There are three kinds of men:

The ones that learn by reading.

The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric

fence and find out for themselves.

 

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot

of that comes from bad judgment.

 

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a

look back every now and then to make sure

it's still there.

 

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot

easier'n puttin' it back.

 

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion

felt so good he started roaring. He kept it

up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're full of bull, keep

your mouth shut.

 

RandyA