Little Billy got excited

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Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that

only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately

needed to go to the bathroom.

 

So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course

the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick.

 

Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed.

"I can't find it", he admitted.

 

The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he

should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Billy looked at

the diagram, said "yes" and went on his way.

 

Well five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the

teacher "I can't find it".

 

Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for

a while, to help him find the bathroom.

 

So Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they both returned

and sat down at their seats. The teacher asked Tommy "Well, did you find

it?" Tommy was quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts

on backwards"