Kregerdoodle Posted March 31, 2011 Share #1 Posted March 31, 2011 CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notice s him and asks him if she can help him.. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife... She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper... So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray Posted March 31, 2011 Share #2 Posted March 31, 2011 I agree that'll teach her a lesson; just sleep with yer good eye open!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Zimmermann Posted April 2, 2011 Share #3 Posted April 2, 2011 CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notice s him and asks him if she can help him.. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife... She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper... So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` That's my kinda guy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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