"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.  
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. 
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.  
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. 
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.  
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.    
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh**." 
(Just ask Sleeperhawk!!!)