thats when the fight started

[cruiserlover]

My wife takes forever to get ready when we are going somewhere.She usually tries on about 5 outfits.The other day she asked me does this dress make my butt look big? I said there aint no dress in the world that would make a butt look that big.

 

A girl at work has been on weightwatchers for quite awhile.I swear she is getting bigger.I said to her wow, that weightwatchers isnt working for you at all is it?

 

I was listening to a bunch of women i work with bashing men.I said to them women had only 3 purposes in life.Cooking, cleaning,and to be ready for sex.

 

I asked a lady the other night are you his mother? She scowled and said no, I am his wife!

 

A guy said to me the other day he loved his harley.I said then you must be gay.