Couldn't help but think of my friends here

[Wanderer]

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the

door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an

old green John Deere.

 

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first

the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his

shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall

down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing

both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt

underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and

hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

 

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing,

Billy Bob?"

 

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously

embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin’ trouble lately in

the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to

a tractor'."

 

[Don't make me 'splain this to you!]