SilvrT Posted December 22, 2015 Share #1 Posted December 22, 2015 Japanese Sex A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex: Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!" Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi Janakpa!" Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!" Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!" Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!" I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't know Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. You need serious help! Sometimes I worry about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djadam Posted December 22, 2015 Share #2 Posted December 22, 2015 VERY FUNNY!!!! You're right, I fell for it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10spd Posted December 22, 2015 Share #3 Posted December 22, 2015 I fell for to!!! Lol Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted December 22, 2015 Share #4 Posted December 22, 2015 My warped mind had no problem reading that. Sounds like a fun couple................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billmac Posted December 22, 2015 Share #5 Posted December 22, 2015 The mind is a wonderful thing. She had me when she was on her knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted December 22, 2015 Share #6 Posted December 22, 2015 If I thought that anybody other than me speaks Japanese here, I would delete this joke due to our PG rating. Since nobody can actually read it though, I guess it's not dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted December 22, 2015 If I thought that anybody other than me speaks Japanese here, I would delete this joke due to our PG rating. Since nobody can actually read it though, I guess it's not dirty. As near as I can tell, none of that is actually Japanese ... if it is, I'd love to see a translation! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edbo Posted December 23, 2015 Share #8 Posted December 23, 2015 I bet Cowpuc will have some kind of translation. It may be jibberis but at least he can translate:banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etcswjoe Posted December 23, 2015 Share #9 Posted December 23, 2015 It translates to: 好き滝 文字たか 小ワニに もうぃ じゃなｋぱ！ とか あ 暗示 路地 ろ海 やこお！ 耳 なこうんぢんだ 珍皇寺 な 見あおう キナ ちｍ 工事 or close to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSky Posted December 23, 2015 Share #10 Posted December 23, 2015 Yes, we will read anything about sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted December 23, 2015 Share #11 Posted December 23, 2015 Well I can't read Japanese nor did I try to translate anything. I just wondered if I said that, how many would try to figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etcswjoe Posted December 23, 2015 Share #12 Posted December 23, 2015 Maybe they were on their way to this place we saw in Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share #13 Posted December 23, 2015 Well I can't read Japanese nor did I try to translate anything. I just wondered if I said that, how many would try to figure it out. I figure saying it is harder than reading it LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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