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A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:


Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"


Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi Janakpa!"


Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"


Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"


Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"


I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't know Japanese.

You'll read anything as long as it is about sex.


You need serious help! Sometimes I worry about you.

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If I thought that anybody other than me speaks Japanese here, I would delete this joke due to our PG rating. Since nobody can actually read it though, I guess it's not dirty.


As near as I can tell, none of that is actually Japanese ... if it is, I'd love to see a translation! LOL

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