cowpuc Posted December 11, 2014 Share #1 Posted December 11, 2014 Dear Santa As always, here is a copy of the score card for "Cowpuc" - year of 2014.. I know our score cards arent always exactly the same (hopefully this years cards compare closer than those of 2012 before I vastly improved on how much I harassed people) but, if your card is even close to what I am seeing on my card this year,,,, well,,,, the picture found on this page is kinda what I am thinkin... Anyway,, here is a final compilation of this years report... Positives: 21,004 - thank you's 876 - your welcomes 231 - let me get that for you 437 - opening doors for old ladies 634 - opening doors for young ladies 105 - candy bar purchases for kids at gas stations while Tip and I toured 38 - cool-aid at road side stand purchases 4 - out of town bicycle repairs 71 - dinner dates with Tippy 23 - stop and help travelers 19 - helped turtles across roads 38 - fed stray cats 105 - pick up others garbage while camping 87 - repair kids cars 2089 - prayers for friends and neighbors 69 - helped neighbors with chores 1 - quit smoking 7 - cooked holiday dinners 931 - undeserved waves at passing Harley riders... $756 - tips, contributions to needy 3002 - said "I love you" Negatives 27 - teased people at VentureRider.org 103 - cursed when mad (includes under my breath cursing) 9 - flipped someone off 18 - gave Tippy the silent treatment 187 - made daughter get tv remote for me 34 - picked nose in public 132 - speeding on bike 81 - small fibs 11 - medium fibs 3 - big fibs 24 - used the word "hate" 2 - kept undersize fish -------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- Looking forward to this one!! Have a safe and joyful trip!! Puc PS - its fine if you need to drain the fluids to to pass FAA Regs,, got your back Santa!! http://images.craigslist.org/00d0d_3FCxguuqJxp_600x450.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSky Posted December 11, 2014 Share #2 Posted December 11, 2014 You really think feeding stray cats is a positive! If you want them to stay I suppose it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted December 11, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted December 11, 2014 You really think feeding stray cats is a positive! If you want them to stay I suppose it is! Been doing this a LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG time BlueSky,,,, one year the old boy slid down the chim and landed with his boot in our Golden Labs food dish.. Dog food was tracked all thru the house and I am sure got carried into his sleigh... The next year, along with my score card, I included an apology for that mishap, promising to be more careful with the dish.. He left a simple note laying on his cookie dish that year,, it read "No problem - I have 4 dogs and 6 cats of my own and know how it works"... Better learn to read the "Clause" if your a hoping for a 61 Panhead like ol Puc is BlueSky!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted December 11, 2014 Share #4 Posted December 11, 2014 My 56 Pan was nothing but headaches!! But it sure was purty!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIC Posted December 11, 2014 Share #5 Posted December 11, 2014 I started my letter but ended up with this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted December 11, 2014 Share #6 Posted December 11, 2014 I don't know about fibbing on your scorecard....... only 27 times teasing VR members??????? You have more than that on just me alone. Won't even mention BongoBob or some of your other favorite targets. I may have to swivel my nozzles east north east to get a good white base to support the weight of the load of coal and dog doo you have coming.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted December 11, 2014 Author Share #7 Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) I don't know about fibbing on your scorecard....... only 27 times teasing VR members??????? You have more than that on just me alone. Won't even mention BongoBob or some of your other favorite targets. I may have to swivel my nozzles east north east to get a good white base to support the weight of the load of coal and dog doo you have coming.......... Well,, I was kinda hoping ol Santa would not be quite as able minded as the Fool when it comes to spotting manipulated statistics.. It was 27 people who I teased on VR,, hopefully his scorecard doesnt have a spot for total amount of times per person teased.. If thats the case,,, hmmmm,,,, I can see where our local power house will be buying their coal from for a longgggg time... Oh well,, cant win em all,,,, BUT YOU CAN TRY!!!!! (notice how I wormed out of that one,, done in a way so I didnt affect my "fibbing" stats,, still got my fingers crossed that Santas spread sheet is formulated like mine) Edited December 11, 2014 by cowpuc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted December 11, 2014 Share #8 Posted December 11, 2014 All the wormin in the world wont help none. BUSTED...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightrider1300 Posted December 11, 2014 Share #9 Posted December 11, 2014 Dear Santa, I promise I've been good.........................................................................................while sleeping, unless naughty dreams count against me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Posted December 11, 2014 Share #10 Posted December 11, 2014 Thank goodness SWMBO does not read this site. If she started keeping a score card on me I hate to think what would happen. "I didn't do it, it wasn't me and I promise I won't do it again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted December 12, 2014 Share #11 Posted December 12, 2014 Cowpuc, I just had to copy this and paste it on my facebook page. I deleted some words and added a few of my own to make it fit me and my wife Konnie... Many thanks.... Eck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share #12 Posted December 12, 2014 (edited) Cowpuc, I just had to copy this and paste it on my facebook page. I deleted some words and added a few of my own to make it fit me and my wife Konnie... Many thanks.... Eck. ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEMBO' ECKSTER!! I gotta say though,, if I stop down there in Bama to admire that little electric mini bike and catch you buzzing around on a Blue 1961 Harley FL with a Black n White Buddy seat and I aint riding a matching one,,,,, well,,, lets just say you BETTER be willing to at least let me know what you changed on my score card!!!!!! Hope it works out for the both us of Eck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ps,,, I hope one of the things you can change are the 18 silent treatments I did to Tip,,, if Konnie is as sweet as Tippy is (and I am sure she is) I know she will forgive like Tip does but its still NOT a very nice thing to have happen between best friends,,, I just got really really grumpy when I was tired - it was 102 degrees - we ran out of gas and I didnt think Tippy was pushing Tweeks as hard as I was..... Her comment about it being the 3rd time in three years of riding and me not watching the gas gauge close enough didnt help either....... Edited December 12, 2014 by cowpuc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted December 12, 2014 Share #13 Posted December 12, 2014 Dreams count??? CRAP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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