Cougar Posted January 9, 2013 Share #1 Posted January 9, 2013 I think this is PG rated My wife, being the romantic sort, sent me a text............. "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!" I replied........"I’m taking a dump . What should I do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus1300 Posted January 9, 2013 Share #2 Posted January 9, 2013 aren't you potty trained yet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted January 9, 2013 Author Share #3 Posted January 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted January 9, 2013 Share #4 Posted January 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leo3wheel Posted January 9, 2013 Share #5 Posted January 9, 2013 Jeff, You're such a bad boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted January 9, 2013 Author Share #6 Posted January 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorcycle Mike Posted January 9, 2013 Share #7 Posted January 9, 2013 I'm thinking you should get out of the house before she gets home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playboy Posted January 9, 2013 Share #8 Posted January 9, 2013 Hey Roses smell like poo poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted January 9, 2013 Share #9 Posted January 9, 2013 Leave the toilet seat down................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted January 9, 2013 Author Share #10 Posted January 9, 2013 :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted January 10, 2013 Author Share #11 Posted January 10, 2013 Well, my wife text me back and said make sure I wash my hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacheedah Posted January 10, 2013 Share #12 Posted January 10, 2013 butt what about the send me your . . . ahhhh ughhhh ummmm Will the wife be at the international ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted January 10, 2013 Author Share #13 Posted January 10, 2013 I think so :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_in_london Posted January 10, 2013 Share #14 Posted January 10, 2013 International ??? There's a meeting outside America ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacheedah Posted January 11, 2013 Share #15 Posted January 11, 2013 Yep, in IOWA, suburb of Illinois . . . Greg toss the bike in a crate and come over like Annie, we'll show ya one hell of a good time . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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