Freebird Posted August 17, 2012 Share #1 Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) I was visiting a customer yesterday in Ohio and found out that she rides. She rides a very nice older and highly customized Harley Super Glide shovel head. Very nice bike. Now this lady is absolutely beautiful. Probably mid to late 30's based only upon the fact that she has an 18 year old daughter. Very sweet and fun lady. She told me a story about stopping by a local sandwich shop to pick up lunch to take back to her office. There was a new guy working behind the counter and he was going on and on about his new bike. Then the guy looked at her and said "yea, just picked up my new bike. Going to a meet this weekend. You should come by." She said that he went on and on trying to be really cool but then he screwed up. He told her "If you stop by, maybe I'll let you clean my bike". Oops.....very bad suggestion. There was a fairly good lunch crowd waiting by now and in front of all of them, the asked "what kind of bike did you buy". He replied that he had bought a brand new Harley Davidson Sportster. That was all she needed to know. Her reply to him was "Very nice, you will enjoy it. I actually started out on a girl's bike too". Game, set, match. She said that he had nothing else to say after that. Edited August 17, 2012 by Freebird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted August 17, 2012 Share #2 Posted August 17, 2012 Perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnT Posted August 17, 2012 Share #3 Posted August 17, 2012 :sign outstanding:Ya gotta love attractive, smart, sharp witted ladies that ride. A buddy has a saying / comeback that have filed in memory for repeated future use. "That's a very nice (insert object in question here). Does it come in a mens style?" Unfortunately he was referring to the sweater I was wearing at the time. I then shot back that women love this sweater and comment on it all the time. His reply? "Of course they mention it, they want to borrow it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted August 17, 2012 Share #4 Posted August 17, 2012 Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuch! That had to hurt! The guys obviously not married. doesn't even know enough to not pi$$ off a woman, "They get even". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamamike Posted August 17, 2012 Share #5 Posted August 17, 2012 Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuch! That had to hurt! The guys obviously not married. doesn't even know enough to not pi$$ off a woman, "They get even". Yeah...you know you're in trouble when she just smiles at you and walks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msshearin Posted August 17, 2012 Share #6 Posted August 17, 2012 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickardracing Posted August 17, 2012 Share #7 Posted August 17, 2012 Oh snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuya Posted August 17, 2012 Share #8 Posted August 17, 2012 :rotf::rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted August 17, 2012 Share #9 Posted August 17, 2012 If he had any smarts at all he would pick a different subject for the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull463 Posted August 17, 2012 Share #10 Posted August 17, 2012 Thats gotta hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tx2sturgis Posted August 17, 2012 Share #11 Posted August 17, 2012 Um...did you get her number???? If so, PM me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted August 18, 2012 Share #12 Posted August 18, 2012 AHH yes ...open mouth ....insert foot Hope he had is walking shoes on instead of his riding boots:rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomephil Posted August 18, 2012 Share #13 Posted August 18, 2012 Yeah...you know you're in trouble when she just smiles at you and walks away. Oh yea, that's a fact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman Posted August 18, 2012 Share #14 Posted August 18, 2012 OK, I don't get it.......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted August 18, 2012 Share #15 Posted August 18, 2012 OK, I don't get it.......? We will explain it to you when you trade for a Sportster.......... Would like to have seen his face!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryZ Posted August 18, 2012 Share #16 Posted August 18, 2012 This past spring I stopped at the local 7-eleven for a soda and sitting out front was a new Sportster. I figured it belonged to one of the girls working inside. I walked in and commented about the nice "girl's" bike. The guy checking out at the counter turns and informs me that it is his . . . I gotta start thinking before speaking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scarylarry Posted August 18, 2012 Share #17 Posted August 18, 2012 I have to admit she handled it well.. The women we ride with would have him pull over the counter for that comment, I like her approached better though.. He had to be a kid or one stupid adult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted August 18, 2012 Share #18 Posted August 18, 2012 ...It was probably his 1st bike and a Harley at that. ... ...As a result he was most likely super impressed with himself...... ....Guess thast didn't last long... :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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