dingy Posted March 2, 2012 Share #1 Posted March 2, 2012 So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees. I lasted less than a day . . . About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?" So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinto Posted March 2, 2012 Share #2 Posted March 2, 2012 :rotf::rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkuhr Posted March 2, 2012 Share #3 Posted March 2, 2012 Probably should have just keep quiet and stuck smiley stickers on boobys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrenchrob Posted March 2, 2012 Share #4 Posted March 2, 2012 Thats awesome! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted March 3, 2012 Share #5 Posted March 3, 2012 I would line them up on the wall and pat them down.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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