Sanctions against Canada & USA

[E-Fishin-C]

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq and Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America and Canada's supply of convenience store managers.

 

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Visa, Bell and Rogers customer service reps.

 

It's getting ugly folks, real ugly.

[Yammer Dan]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

 

 

Does this mean we have to talk to someone we can understand??:whistling:

[saddlebum]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

 

 

Does this mean we have to talk to someone we can understand??:whistling:

After all this time would we even be able to make sense of what an english speaking support person is trying to tell us

[Stache]

Chuck at Customer Service: "Tang yuu fur culling Cooostimur Sorrveese. My nam iss Chuck"

 

Me: "Good morning Chuck. May I speak to someone who speaks English?"

 

Chuck: "Thess iss vary goud Engliss I am speaking to you now sir!"

 

Me: - Hang Up -

 

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I was feeling down last week so I called the suicide hot-line. I got a call centre in Pakistan. The counselor got very excited. Wanted to know if I could drive a truck. Bastards.

[buckethead]

That right there is some funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!

[saddlebum]

Chuck at Customer Service: "Tang yuu fur culling Cooostimur Sorrveese. My nam iss Chuck"

 

Me: "Good morning Chuck. May I speak to someone who speaks English?"

 

Chuck: "Thess iss vary goud Engliss I am speaking to you now sir!"

 

Me: - Hang Up -

 

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I was feeling down last week so I called the suicide hot-line. I got a call centre in Pakistan. The counselor got very excited. Wanted to know if I could drive a truck. Bastards.

You am not only vone..... Me not so undustandink vhy

[Trader]

"I see not what you is meaning....I speakened de Hinglish the way she is spoke-ed!

[SilvrT]

I think this one's been posted before but here it is again as it seems to fit the theme of this thread...

 

The following is a telephone exchange between

 

a hotel guest and room-service:

 

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

 

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

 

RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin!

 

Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

 

G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

 

RS: "Ow July den?"

 

G: ".....What??"

 

RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

 

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?

 

Sorry... scrambled, please."

 

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

 

G: "Crisp will be fine."

 

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

 

G: "What?"

 

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

 

G: "I... don't think so"

 

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

 

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know

 

what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

 

RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes?

 

Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder ?

 

G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it!

 

You were saying 'toast'...Fine...Yes,

 

an English muffin will be fine."

 

RS: "We bodder?"

 

G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

 

RS: "Wad?!?"

 

G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

 

RS: "Copy?"

 

G: "Excuse me?"

 

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

 

G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

 

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,

 

Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy..rye ??"

 

G: "Whatever you say."

 

RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."

 

G: "You're welcome."