bj66 Posted January 9, 2010 Share #1 Posted January 9, 2010 Let's hear your best "It's so cold out"..... It's so cold out only guys with names like Al or Ed have time to write their name in the snow...... ought to be good to see some of these answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted January 9, 2010 Share #2 Posted January 9, 2010 Here is one that I posted in another thread a few days ago. You folks don't know what cold is. We were at the deer camp one night and it was cold and very windy. We had a good camp fire going and were all standing around the fire waiting on the coffee to get finished perking. I saw my buddy Mike rolling something around with his foot. Wasn't sure what it was. Looked like a Walnut or something but there were no Walnut trees around the campsite. I finally saw him kick whatever it was into the fire and then a few moments later, there was a loud POP and then a terrible stink. Turned out to be a FROZEN FART. It was so cold that they were freezing as they came out, rolling down his pants leg and then onto the ground. We had all eaten beans for dinner...that was one heck of an evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friesman Posted January 9, 2010 Share #3 Posted January 9, 2010 Its been so cold out here that its actually making it easier to pronounce sssaaaassskkkaaattcchhheewewwaaannn!!!!! when youre shivering and shaking Brian:smile5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bj66 Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share #4 Posted January 9, 2010 It is so cold out, my dad who walked to school 5 miles uphill both ways, said the hell with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted January 9, 2010 Share #5 Posted January 9, 2010 (edited) It's so cold out the CAT sits across the room to look out the window.... Truthfully, I don't have a cat... One more: It's So Cold Out........ I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets Edited January 9, 2010 by Eck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted January 9, 2010 Share #6 Posted January 9, 2010 Here is one that I posted in another thread a few days ago. You folks don't know what cold is. We were at the deer camp one night and it was cold and very windy. We had a good camp fire going and were all standing around the fire waiting on the coffee to get finished perking. I saw my buddy Mike rolling something around with his foot. Wasn't sure what it was. Looked like a Walnut or something but there were no Walnut trees around the campsite. I finally saw him kick whatever it was into the fire and then a few moments later, there was a loud POP and then a terrible stink. Turned out to be a FROZEN FART. It was so cold that they were freezing as they came out, rolling down his pants leg and then onto the ground. We had all eaten beans for dinner...that was one heck of an evening. Wish you wouldn't have posted that...now I have to eat some beans and go outside to try that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini-muffin Posted January 9, 2010 Share #7 Posted January 9, 2010 Quick Taters get outside with a camera. :crackup::crackup: Margaret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunkylump Posted January 9, 2010 Share #8 Posted January 9, 2010 Let's hear your best "It's so cold out"..... It's so cold out only guys with names like Al or Ed have time to write their name in the snow...... ought to be good to see some of these answers It's as cold as a mother-in-law's kiss...... It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off an iron bridge It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey gunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1bummer Posted January 9, 2010 Share #9 Posted January 9, 2010 It's as cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra, on a cold day in January! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunkylump Posted January 9, 2010 Share #10 Posted January 9, 2010 It's as cold as a mother-in-law's kiss...... It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off an iron bridge It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey gunk It's so cold out, after my dawg had a whizz, I had to chop him off the tree.... It's colder than the last man's @ss on a toboggan gunk:pushups: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hydraulicman Posted January 9, 2010 Share #11 Posted January 9, 2010 It so cold out that I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted January 10, 2010 Share #12 Posted January 10, 2010 It's colder than a well digger's nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldgoat Posted January 10, 2010 Share #13 Posted January 10, 2010 its so cold outside i asked a woman friend of mine if i could warm my hands in her muff. i got slaped and dont know why:yikes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLOW HAND Posted January 10, 2010 Share #14 Posted January 10, 2010 So cold my snowman is now a snowwoman , yep snowballs fell right off and I had to poke my finger in the rear and yell snake just to find his carrot ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreezyRider Posted January 10, 2010 Share #15 Posted January 10, 2010 My wife said it's so cold that the paperboy just called and read her the news.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted January 10, 2010 Share #16 Posted January 10, 2010 It's so cold out - - "Global Warming" has been postponed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted January 10, 2010 Share #17 Posted January 10, 2010 Temps in south florida this morning 23 with wind chill, But I'm still going riding, the wife & I are heading out for breakfast, along with 29 other crazy Bastards:doh: the wife and I are climbing into our 1/2 mil wet suits to keep warm:rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emtdouggood Posted January 10, 2010 Share #18 Posted January 10, 2010 Its so cold the prostitutes are charging $10 just to blow in your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted January 10, 2010 Share #19 Posted January 10, 2010 It's sooo cold the penguins want to come inside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamecock Posted January 10, 2010 Share #20 Posted January 10, 2010 17 out right now, and I gotta take the bike to get the passing lights put on.....it's gonna be chilly. Only 6 miles though, hope I make it! Ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted January 10, 2010 Share #21 Posted January 10, 2010 It's so cold out, I saw a couple of Jack Rabbits out back,, one try'in to jump start the other one! Renne.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaharly Posted January 10, 2010 Share #22 Posted January 10, 2010 Its so cold out that a tank drove OVER not through the drifts that were made just hours before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted January 10, 2010 Share #23 Posted January 10, 2010 Here is one that I posted in another thread a few days ago. You folks don't know what cold is. We were at the deer camp one night and it was cold and very windy. We had a good camp fire going and were all standing around the fire waiting on the coffee to get finished perking. I saw my buddy Mike rolling something around with his foot. Wasn't sure what it was. Looked like a Walnut or something but there were no Walnut trees around the campsite. I finally saw him kick whatever it was into the fire and then a few moments later, there was a loud POP and then a terrible stink. Turned out to be a FROZEN FART. It was so cold that they were freezing as they came out, rolling down his pants leg and then onto the ground. We had all eaten beans for dinner...that was one heck of an evening. errrrrr,.... thanks Don, must not be cold enough yet...gotta go change my shorts now.......... don't try this at home guys, you need to be a professional for this one...:no-no-no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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