CaptainJoe Posted February 25, 2011 Share #1 Posted February 25, 2011 FROM A 2ND GRADE LITLE BOY: Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenw Posted February 26, 2011 Share #2 Posted February 26, 2011 Good one! My wife teaches 3rd grade and she's sending it on!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck Posted February 26, 2011 Share #3 Posted February 26, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted February 26, 2011 Share #4 Posted February 26, 2011 Poor Swifty,,,,, has to deal with guys like you everyday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted February 26, 2011 Share #5 Posted February 26, 2011 When you deal with females you have to take a different approach......:whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpagak Posted February 27, 2011 Share #6 Posted February 27, 2011 :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::thumbsup2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted February 27, 2011 Share #7 Posted February 27, 2011 your sick............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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