User Tag List

Page 1 of 5 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 68

Thread: Quotes for the Day!

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Council Bluffs
    Posts
    309
    United States
    IA
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default Quotes for the Day!

    "Good Looks" catch the eye!
    But a "Good Personality" catches the Heart!



    Many people walk in and out of your life, but only
    "True Friends" will leave footprints in your Heart!

  2. Likes Patch liked this post
  3. #2
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Sulphur, Loozeeanner
    Posts
    2,821
    Louisiana
    LA
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Here's a good one I heard recently..............

    90% of all Harleys built are still on the road.

    The other 10% made it home.



    Boomer........who woke up with a keener sense of humor than usual today

  4. Likes Snaggletooth, Patch, Igpig liked this post
  5. #3
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Northwood
    Posts
    1,149
    United States
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    One made me think, the other made me laugh!! Thank you both!

  6. Likes Patch liked this post
  7. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Jackson, MO
    Posts
    377
    United States
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default qoute

    if i wanted a friend i'd buy a dog

  8. Likes Patch liked this post
  9. #5
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Pataskala, Ohio
    Posts
    168
    United States
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    I heard this one recently...

    You can't polish a turd!

  10. #6
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Sulphur, Loozeeanner
    Posts
    2,821
    Louisiana
    LA
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Naked Rider View Post
    if i wanted a friend i'd buy a dog

    Make sure ya get one who will not chew up yer boots or underwear.

    Boomer.........who now owns a toothless mutt.......which adds significant longevity to pork chop bones.

  11. #7
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Jacksonville
    Posts
    4,190
    United States
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    "When I rode the short bus I licked the windows so I could taste the world as it went by"

  12. #8
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    newborn
    Posts
    85
    United States
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Don't worry abuot the mule pullin, just load the wagon

  13. Likes Hoss liked this post
  14. #9
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Saltspring Isl B.C.
    Posts
    15,525
    Canada
    BC
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    5 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    "Giving money and power to a politician is like giving whiskey and the car keys to a teenager."

  15. Likes Hoss, WildBill1 liked this post
  16. #10
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Knoxville, TN.
    Posts
    740
    United States
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    "We own nothing. Even our bodies are loaned to us. Empty shells. Concentrate on the infinite and ignore the temporal." - Kwai Chang Caine

    In memory of David Carradine...

  17. Likes uncledj, Hoss liked this post
  18. #11
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Woodstock
    Posts
    139
    United States
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    You can polish a turd, but it still stinks!

  19. #12
    Join Date
    Aug 2020
    Location
    Athena
    Posts
    7
    United States
    OR
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default Re: Quotes for the Day!

    You can't criticize an humble man. You either bow to him or crucify him.

  20. Likes Patch liked this post
  21. #13
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    wintersville
    Posts
    392
    United States
    OH
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default Re: Quotes for the Day!

    To soon we grow old, To late we grow smart!

  22. Likes Patch, Igpig liked this post
  23. #14
    Join Date
    Mar 2017
    Location
    Dexter
    Posts
    16,081
    United States
    KY
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    8 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default Re: Quotes for the Day!

    You can only pull your big girl panties up and deal with it so many times before the elastic breaks and you show your butt.
    Faded Blue is the fastest.

  24. #15
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Location
    Black Hills
    Posts
    15,913
    United States
    SD
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    24 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default Re: Quotes for the Day!

    Dont piss in the tall grass if you cant play with the big dogs.

  25. Likes Patch liked this post
Page 1 of 5 123 ... LastLast

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •