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Cab Driver


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A gentleman gets into a taxi in a large but quaint town. He gives his destination to the driver and the cab pulls away. A little ways through the journey the passenger suddenly remembers a forgotten item and he leans forward to tap on the shoulder of the driver and shouts ‘Hey driver’....

Immediately the driver slams on the gas and begins screaming in terror. The cab is screaming down the street, tearing by other cars. It’s utter mayhem... Eventually the driver slams on the brakes, the cab careens into a parking lot, skidding around pedestrians and screaming children and the elderly. With tyres screeching and smoking to a stop, just inches from a storefront window, the passenger sees the driver with a sheer look of terror, ghostly pale as seven shades of life fell out the driver‘s arse.

’Wow, aren‘t you twitchy today’ says the passenger, trying to regain composure.

’Terribly sorry sir’ says the driver. ‘This is my first day driving cab..... I’ve been driving a hearse for last 20 years’.

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