Lonestar9225 Posted January 9, 2023 Share #1 Posted January 9, 2023 This really happened. My wife has been a nurse a long time and specializes in being a surgical nurse. We decided at one time to take the opportunity for me to get my Master's degree in counseling. One class was in Family Therapy and part of a big assignment was to ask friends some questions about being married. If that was not an option we could use our spouse. At this point my friends were avoiding me because I was asking too many questions. So one evening were sitting down, she was reading a paper. I decided to ask her the questions for the school assignment but do it in a way she would not know, or so I thought. I hid the questions in a book and after a few minutes it went something like this. Me - Can you believe we have made it this many years being married. Her - Sure. (She never looked up from her paper or even pretended to pay attention to what I was saying.) Me - Most never make it this far. Her - Nope. Me - Many marriages don't make it this far. Her - OK. (Now was my opening.) Me - So on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the best, how do you think we are doing? Her without looking up - Honey I love you but I will make a deal with you. You stop playing counselor with me and I promise not to do surgery on you while you sleep. I put the questions up then because somehow that sounded as fair a deal as I was going to get. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpate4home Posted January 9, 2023 Share #2 Posted January 9, 2023 LOL, if you still need this I'll volunteer. I'll give all the wrong answers too if I can get a prescription for a month-long ride to get some much need downtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmishCountryEric Posted August 1, 2023 Share #3 Posted August 1, 2023 So, my owners manual for my 2005 tour deluxe came up missing after my wife went on a cleaning frenzy last year. Is that grounds for divorce? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted August 2, 2023 Share #4 Posted August 2, 2023 7 hours ago, AmishCountryEric said: So, my owners manual for my 2005 tour deluxe came up missing after my wife went on a cleaning frenzy last year. Is that grounds for divorce? Nope, nothing is grounds for divorce. Except infidelity. It must be your fault though for some reason, she'll probably know the reason, or come up with one.😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted August 2, 2023 Share #5 Posted August 2, 2023 10 hours ago, Marcarl said: Nope, nothing is grounds for divorce. Except infidelity. It must be your fault though for some reason, she'll probably know the reason, or come up with one.😀 Yep it's your fault you must of not put it back where it belonged so she put it up for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted August 5, 2023 Share #6 Posted August 5, 2023 (edited) On 8/2/2023 at 8:30 AM, Woody said: "I put it back where it belonged " That's the answer I get every time I ask if she seen something I am looking for. Like I am supposed to know were that is. Edited August 5, 2023 by saddlebum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpate4home Posted August 7, 2023 Share #7 Posted August 7, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted August 7, 2023 Share #8 Posted August 7, 2023 I need that APP, wait no I don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted August 7, 2023 Share #9 Posted August 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Woody said: I need that APP, wait no I don't Decisions decisions. Sometimes it would be good to know what they really mean and other times ignorance can be bliss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted August 8, 2023 Share #10 Posted August 8, 2023 I don't have any problems with all this,,,it's simple: whatever she says means: tell me what to do and I'll get it done..... end of story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted August 9, 2023 Share #11 Posted August 9, 2023 On 8/7/2023 at 9:11 PM, Marcarl said: I don't have any problems with all this,,,it's simple: whatever she says means: tell me what to do and I'll get it done..... end of story. Its guys like you that make male independence a thing of the past....................Coming dear .....Pssst to be continued later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted August 9, 2023 Share #12 Posted August 9, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpate4home Posted August 9, 2023 Share #13 Posted August 9, 2023 My daddy always said there's only 2 words for a happy marriage. 'Yes Dear' - She's happy. LOL. for me using those words - she's mad. Must be the sarcastic tone or what she calls my 'tone of face'. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpate4home Posted August 9, 2023 Share #14 Posted August 9, 2023 Here's the real problem. Men are literal, women are figure-ative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted August 10, 2023 Share #15 Posted August 10, 2023 21 hours ago, bpate4home said: Here's the real problem. Men are literal, women are figure-ative. I wonder where the body is? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riderduke Posted August 11, 2023 Share #16 Posted August 11, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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