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Old 03-25-2012, 09:41 AM
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Default Things i learned living in the south

THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH
A possum is a flat animal





that sleeps in the middle of





the road.




















There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.














There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.














If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.










Onced and Twiced are words.










It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!










Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?










People actually grow,eat and like okra.










Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.










There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.










Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.










Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.










The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'










You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.










You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.










Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.










All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.










You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.










You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.










The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.










Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or Mr.(first name)










You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.










You know what a hissy fit is..










Fried catfish is the other white meat.










We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!










You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH.
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:49 AM
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I'm south of the Mason-Dixon!! Them Yanks are strange folks!!
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ummm- This was a joke???
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All true.
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JOKE? That is all true down here in Carolina. I wasn't born here and I have lived all over the world, but i did grow up here. I can say that is all true. I sure do wish I could come up with some of those analogies that Ron from Lizard Lick Towing says to sum all this south talk up.
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That sure took up a lot of space !!!!

Not much room left to comment -----
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Armadillo's must be related to possum's
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ummm- This was a joke???
Nope ... It's a Tourist Guide.
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Armadillo's must be related to possum's
Armadillo's = possum on the half shell.
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That was some funny stuff - very fuuny but very true.
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But nobody brought up "HEIGHTH"?
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