Flyinfool Posted November 8, 2014 Share #1 Posted November 8, 2014 The Vanilla Pudding Robbery - true story [TABLE] [TR] [TD] Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Newfoundland Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.. The newspaper headline read: SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'.... [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=width: 100%][TABLE] [TR] [TD][/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [TABLE] [TR] [TD][/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted November 10, 2014 Share #2 Posted November 10, 2014 Well, they ARE Newfies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etcswjoe Posted November 10, 2014 Share #3 Posted November 10, 2014 but did they swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted November 11, 2014 Well they each left with a full stomach......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_in_london Posted November 22, 2014 Share #5 Posted November 22, 2014 Maybe they'll be caught through DNA testing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spear Posted December 28, 2014 Share #6 Posted December 28, 2014 Come now chaps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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