Eck Posted February 17, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 17, 2015 A WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR, WORRIED ABOUT HER HUSBAND'S TEMPER. THE DOCTOR ASKS, "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?" THE WOMAN SAYS, "DOCTOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. EVERY DAY MY HUSBAND SEEMS TO LOSE HIS TEMPER FOR NO REASON. IT SCARES ME." THE DOCTOR SAYS, "I HAVE A CURE FOR THAT. WHEN IT SEEMS THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS GETTING ANGRY, JUST TAKE A GLASS OF WATER AND START SWISHING IT IN YOUR MOUTH. JUST SWISH AND SWISH BUT DON'T SWALLOW IT UNTIL HE EITHER LEAVES THE ROOM OR CALMS DOWN." TWO WEEKS LATER THE WOMAN COMES BACK TO THE DOCTOR, LOOKING FRESH AND REBORN. THE WOMAN SAYS, "DOCTOR THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA! EVERY TIME MY HUSBAND STARTED LOSING IT, I SWISHED WITH WATER. I SWISHED AND SWISHED, AND HE CALMED RIGHT DOWN! HOW DOES A GLASS OF WATER DO THAT?" THE DOCTOR SAYS, "THE WATER ITSELF DOES NOTHING. IT'S KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT THAT DOES THE TRICK.".................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edbo Posted February 18, 2015 Share #2 Posted February 18, 2015 Hope no women folks read this sight, your asking for real trouble now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSky Posted February 18, 2015 Share #3 Posted February 18, 2015 Looks like most are afraid to comment on this one:Avatars_Gee_George:rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted February 18, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 18, 2015 They are busy swishing water......... And holding the water glass......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted February 18, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted February 18, 2015 They are busy swishing water......... And holding the water glass......... He meant the MEN on the site are scared to say anything......Heck, it was ONLY a joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted February 18, 2015 Share #6 Posted February 18, 2015 I learned a long time ago that I can get into a lot more trouble, and have a lot more fun, not to mention sometimes get in some good sprinting exercise, by never assuming what anyone meant.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSky Posted February 18, 2015 Share #7 Posted February 18, 2015 Good jokes are about reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1rooster Posted March 1, 2015 Share #8 Posted March 1, 2015 I learned a long time ago that I can get into a lot more trouble, and have a lot more fun, not to mention sometimes get in some good sprinting exercise, by never assuming what anyone meant.......... My wife and I was at my brothers house.He asked me how my gas mileage was with the supercharger on my car.I told him I got better gas mileage without my wife in the car.I told him I don't use the air conditioner when she isn't in the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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