Eck Posted December 18, 2014 Share #1 Posted December 18, 2014 Note: This is ONLY a joke and was not posted to address any type of religion in any way. I just thought it was funny and thought some of you here would enjoy it too. I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about......... . I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing. Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my dang car had been stolen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickhandle2 Posted December 18, 2014 Share #2 Posted December 18, 2014 That is funny.....nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted December 19, 2014 Share #3 Posted December 19, 2014 :banana::sign yeah that: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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