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Taking a Woman to Bed


SilvrT

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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

 

What is the difference between girls/women

aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

 

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At 8

 

You take her to bed and tell her a story

 

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At 18

 

You tell her a story and take her to bed

 

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At 28

 

You don't need to tell her a story

to take her to bed

 

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At 38

 

She tells you a story and takes you to bed

 

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At 48

 

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

 

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At 58

 

You stay in bed to avoid her story

 

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At 68

 

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

 

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At 78

 

What story? What bed?

Who the h*ll are you?

 

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According to the

Office for National Statistics

 

190,374

people are having s*x right now

 

212,130

are kissing

 

and one poor b*stard

is reading this joke

 

You hang in there sunshine!

 

 

 

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