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Where holiday pumpkin pies come from
Chicken Little
Dog Tired
This was nominated for best joke of the year.
Divorce Court
The Texas Three-Kick Rule
The deaf mute golfer
leg swelling
Getting Old
Learnig a new language
Do you remember???
Marriage counseling
Trip to Costco
Casino Chips in Vegas churches?
Mr. Steinfeld
Another Lawyer Joke...
OLd People
Court case
The Perfect Husband
When girls don't put out!
Burglary in S Florida
Da End is Near
Your Duck is Dead
Hollywood Squares TV show
different types of sex?
The blonde mortician
Missing cat.....need your help.
A real Court case
What's Up?
The older crowd
Oil Crisis in Canada
Oldie but goodie with a happy ending
Only a man would attempt this
Halloween Nun.
Heaven or Hell
THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY and THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH
Lecture on Alcohol abuse
It was a tough year, but I made it!
Two Little Kids
The Devil Made me do it
A.A.A.D.D.
Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one.
Welfare
7yr old decides custody case in Dallas
Childbirth at 65
rules of michigan
Talking parrots
New word of the Day
Court reporter
A young ventriloquist
A Womans Poem
B.C. vs Saskatchewan
i am thankful
35 Rules of the Universe
How To Wash A Toilet
Dieting?
Why the angel is on the cristmas tree
ATGATT.....or is this over the top?
Taking a Woman to Bed
Pharmacy
Two Nuns
Urgent Warning for Next Monday
Saskatchewan Drivers
Huey, dewey and louie
Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
What a real woman does
Pregnant Turkey
Jesus is watching you!
The hypnotist
Little Firefighter
in the adult store
Nancy reagan a great woman
E-Fishin-C it was you wasnt it!!!!
Reminder...PG ONLY Jokes
Under-paid Mechanic
In the old days.....
Investment banking explained
Goat that's faster than a speeding bullet, maybe even a 1st GEN.
This is happening right here in our own country!
Gradma still drives.
air show disaster
Biker and his babe. Never give up!
What would you do?
Language lesson
Christmas is CANCELLED
Why I'm so TIRED!!!!!
My Christmas Wish...
If cats talked
Amazing facts I learned
2 Older Women
The blind cowboy...
My wife asked me
A Christmas Poem for Riders
when ypu
Check this out
Somebody got a new 4 wheeler, Maybe Yammer ??
One to fit a camel
You go Brad!
For FAT-Fingered typers and those who are spelling-challenged
Friendly Holiday Advice from someone who cares
Cletus and Billy Bob
Lion tamer
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
picker
The lack of female spervision
Finally...Got my Christmas lights up
Using Common Sense
You're a mean drunk
My Blackberry is frozen (for all you technophobes)
Golf Caddy Responses
Snow in Europe
St.Peter at The Pearly Gates
bikini or all in one
She is loosing her mind
Another political thread...
The Retiring Farmer
Politician's Bus Accident
New at Guard Duty
Billy bob's problem
Animal Voice Overs
2011
11 Step Program for those thinking of having kids
Weather report for the North "Snow Expected"
CCW
4th Marriage
When I say I'm Broke- I'm BROKE
The Elmo Factory
Ten thoughts to ponder
Some funny slogans.. what's yours..?
How to keep a woman happy
Father of the Year
Sweet Tea
Do you ever actually read the tags on clothing?
Conditions in Hell???
a pain in the side
Skidmarks
Honor and obey
hydrofoil
Groaners All!!!
A Sad Passing
Ladders Commercial
More Groaners!
down on the farm!
The Best Story of the Year:
Guess where I am now....
Billy bob the wrestler
The Lawyer and his surgery
Man, this is confusing
Couldn't help but think of my friends here
Gods Country
What causes the most accidents on our streets?
This is just plain crappy.
Subject: How to wash a sweatshirt
Military Rules!!
Ponderisms
A Good laugh for a lot of you!
new home security
Why the Air Force doesn't have Carriers
Peaches
Talking Dog
Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?
GOLF
The purina diet (just for you Big Tom)
The Marine and the Lion & Journalist!
It was a good dream while it lasted
Funny Music Video
Good Grammar not always good
The volunteer firefighters...
Never Question a Drunk
The woman at the supermarket
My passport letter....hope it works
Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
The passing stranger....
How I'm feeling about now.
The dying Mafia Don...
Signs of the Times‏
The Fisherman & The Talking Frog.
Senior Citizens
A Clever Flight Attendant
Boudin Sausage
Has this ever happened to you???
Favorite Animal
Biker Kiss
Spanish for Computer..
Divorce vs Murder...
Kindergarten grammar
Lamaze Class
Indiana stimulus money well spent?
Hotel Bill!
Poof
6 again
Suicide Call
A Cowboy Bank Loan!
Think This Guy Has The Winter Blues?
Best lawyer / insurance story of the year, decade, and possibly the century
Alarming statistics
Government Job
Texas Joke...
Church
Cute stories
Getting old
Pushing the envelope
Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Another Texas Tale
North Dakota Farmer
The Robot
Origin of the White Wedding Dress
New 2011 Motorcycle Helmets
Interensting Naval History (somewhat funny)
bon appetit!!
Got some new prescription glasses
The Price of GAS VS Printer Ink
Whats your favourite TV Blooper
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER - Glad I live in Virginia!
Dead Penguins, I never knw this
Hrley Rider
My favorite animal
Good Bill Cosby, kinda like "who's on first?"
being able to spell can be important..
Gitting Older
Easter and Hockey
Two ladies talking in Heaven.
Wife vs Husband
Just Fred
Health care solution
The Wal-Mart Husband
Love at first sight
Crazy Facts You Probably Don’t Know.
This could be interesting
Wrong e-mail address
What I have learned by reading labels...
Stay away from the water.
Dessert Personality Test
Finally A Joke about Ontario
Christmas Party
Charlie
Creation!
Computer fix
Ironic, i.e. good for a HD jab
Darn Helmets
My wife sent me this
Spring is just around the corner
Are You Male or Female ?
Splish splash
Beautiful coat!
Well, my wife sent me this
Mexican Oysters
funniest police blotter
Boys Night Out